Mom & big sistah out of da house?
Got yer cell phone handy (and that math app that prevents drunk dialing DISARMED?)
Get ready to get drunk, get crunk, and make crank calls to your secret crushes! (hint: mine includes Michael J. Fox.)
Marie likes to drank a little Strawberry Hill. I’m more guilty of drankin’ the Beau’s leftover Smirnoff Ice (Pomegranate Fusion because I’m a classy bish).
Marie and I both love Showgirls. This love is true, and it makes me so giddy like raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, and girls in white dresses with sashes. Flashing costumes! Blinged out nails! Wild thrashing sex in a pool! Doggie Food!
Supplies:
Goldschläger to represent FIRE AND SEX
Peppermint Schnapps to represent ICE AND BITCHERY
2 shot glasses per gal!
Excedrin migraine (you’ll thank me tomorrow morning!)
This game isn’t for the weak of heart or liver! You must be a champion, or else really, really willing to get drunk and have a fun time.
Take a Shot of Goldschläger When:
- Elizabeth Berkley dry humps a dude or gives him a lapdance (SEX!)
- Kyle Maclachlan gets turned on (FIRE IN HIS PANTS!)
- There are explosions during a showgirl routine. (FIRE! EXPLOSIONS! MICHAEL BAY!)
- Berkley pulls a knife on someone! (ANGER! RAGE! LUST!)
Take a Shot of Peppermint Schnapps When:
- Gina Gershon makes a catty, backhanded comment (SHE’S A COLD HEARTED SNAKE)
- Sex happens in the water
- When someone is asked to put ice on their nipples.
Take a Shot of BOTH When:
- Elizabeth Berkley mispronounces Versace (hey, we’re fashion lovers here!)
- Berkley and Gershon talk about eating dog food.
- Berkley makes mention of her nails (need tips to getcha nails did? Showgirls APPROVED!)
Take 2 Excedrin migraine when the movie ends, and promise not to practice any of Nomi’s moves at the park nearby. In need of more drankin’ games? Check out this amazing site with drinking games to Showgirls, Honey, Glitter, and SLASHER FILMS!
Truth or Dare time! What’s the most mischief you ever got in to at a slumber party? Did you drink?
One time my friend got a toothed curling iron stuck in her hair and we had to cut it out… whoops! Sober story!
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aw, I haven’t had a drunken girly night in forever… that game sounds fun and very very dangerous!
I was the biggest ASSHOLE during an eighth grade slumber party. We played truth or dare and I made people eat salsa (Pace Picante) off of pantyliners. HOW SICK IS THAT?? I still have pictures.
DUDE. That is gross and hysterical.
Hahaha, I love this post series…. but not as much as I LOVE SHOWGIRLS!! A friend of mine bought the box set and it came with shot glasses and “pin the tassles on the stripper.” So much fun :D You’re totally making me want to have a slumber party!
P.S. My favorite scene is the pool sex scene because, I swear to god, the first time I saw it I thought she might be drowning with all of that wild thrashing around going on.
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Okay, you really REALLY need to see my friend Todd’s remake of Showgirls – HoGirls.
Uh, this is the 2nd best thing I’ve ever seen on the net. (Showgirls is my all time fav movie)
It’s so good! I don’t know why people are always talking down on it!
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